Yeah, but his coach said he’s high character, so...

I don’t know what I’m not supposed to do, dammit!

Alright, alright, alright. 

That Ross catch! It reminds me of that amazing one-hander by Calvin Johnson:

Thanks for taking the time to detail what I was too exasperated to write. A franchise is a convention, and suggesting NFL records (etc) aren’t, at least in an important sense, determined by the NFL’s practices and conventions makes exactly as little sense as it sounds like.

I hope this is a very deep and subtle burn, but if not, well, tilting at windmills does not typically describe logical action.

It’s gonna be difficult to play his college stars more than 40 minutes a game, but by God Thibs is gonna try.

Like a James Harden stepback, this sentence is a run-on. 

Sadly I think we all know Peter King’s career is safe. 

This is the platonic example of what a person actually looks like just about every damn time they self-describe as a perfectionist. 

“After Hurns quit on his team in the playoffs I have also removed him from my pro bowl ballot.”

I’m more impressed that Kingsbury did all that at USC after getting hired after the season was over.

Big Ben still doesn’t like hearing no, I guess. 

Two of the East’s top three teams?

Hey man that’s someone’s daughter you’re texting. 

That one X just outside of the paint actually just marks where Harden last dribbled before all his 3 point attempts. 

He needs to either saddle up on defense or be put out to pasture. 

He should stop putting his hoof in his mouth is what I mean. 

You’d think Kanter would get up to speed and not set himself up for these burns, but he still trots out the same lame provocations at every chance. 

Wonderful tag work.