I like how “definitely looks like” became by the end of the sentence just “definitely.” And no it’s not a block, that’s not what a block, even if their legs touched.

Bulls players must feel about Boylen the way we’d probably feel if Trump got impeached and we ended up with Pence.

Like this formation, Jared Goff was also missing skill players all night.

Well by the power invested in me in this thread and this thread alone, come on up to the world of color my friend. 

Well good on you for convincing me of my shamelessness just as editing my post was no longer an option.

You know you’re right. I just think I may be more suited to a gift economy than an earning economy.

Ha sorry—tried to make it a joke rather than being an ass, then saw I was the tenth to say something about it.

I’m never quite sure what someone means by “objectively speaking,” but I’m sure you appreciate the differences between skipping a bowl game and any other game.

These fucking millennial me-first athletes trying to make money for their children and spouses.

But can he read something in an American voice?

It’s only a good offer if you take into account Harper’s worrisome declining rates of production over the past few years. 

Like the good book says, let the one who has not hired or tried to hire a scandal-ridden piece of shit cast the first stone.

The Suns are melting. The Suns needed a cooling off period. The universe sounds terrible.

If it makes you feel better, they rhyme in French. If it makes you feel better, windows have screens sometimes. If it makes you feel better... well. 

I’m actually growing enthralled by your tireless effort to be bland and annoying. I think the average degree of difficulty was 7.9 for those 14 shots.

That is an odd bit of sarcasm after a bizarre post.

“Now how far down the leg has the infection spread?”

Woof! Good point. I’d like to say helping people is good, but deontological wins out over a virtue ethic here. Anything involving the Raiders is bad.

Huh, I thought Gang Green was a New York Jets thing.

I can really relate to Zion now after seeing him spike that dunk off the back of the rim.