Somehow each time I glance at the first phrase of this title, I think it’s another Magary Foodspin piece. 

I wanna make a joke about David Blatt or maybe Ty Lue and the crossover, but really all I can think of is how weird Larry Nance must feel about where is right now.

This was really the only answer to the dilemma of which one of these two guys ought to be fired.

“After warning her “don’t f*ck with me”, a flight attendant agreed to swap the woman’s seat.”

This also was weird:

. . . and Kazee was fined 10k for his diving attempt to decapitate a sliding Cam Newton.

If nothing else, we can say that Barf Pukepile Jr.’s father was a real asshole, but then again, so was his own father.

Oh thank God that’s settled now. 

What’s incredible about Kyrgios’ performance art is just how creatively he brings together caring enough to berate the ump but not caring enough to play competitive tennis. 

Gregg Williams looks terrible at whack-a-mole.

Here come the Thai puns.

What would it look like if I only kept the hair on my head that grows in a vertical stripe as wide as my eyes?

Alex Rodriguez, usually.

I’m not cheering for this, in fact I’m cheering for Mahomes to continue conjuring this magic because it’s great football, but it is morbidly exciting to imagine how this incredible start is going to stagnate into a 10-6 season and a first-round playoff exit.

How do they justify (have they justified?) making in-game purchases that essential to success when you pay so much for the game in the first place? I thought the game being free was the entire justification for in-game purchases in dumb phone games.

You think Thibs knows there are 3-point shooters?

Saying Okafor turned into a pumpkin is pretty unfair to pumpkins  

Would make sense for the Bills except he never played for the Panthers. 

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