“Gerard Deulofeu. Déu lo féu. Catalan for “God made him.””

Didn’t take long after Raysism’s retirement to find the videos huh?

Did he even ask to see the body? Sure doesn’t look like the pose of a man who thinks anything is possible.

Just disgusting. Going in all low like that. Going right past the line like it’s not even there. And then the nerve to claim it was all just an accident, a misunderstanding!

Ray Lewis would like to wash his hands of the fart. Can’t find the clothes he was wearing though.

The Tigers traded for him knowing he had a roid issue?

“It is believed that the friction burn caused to Ms. Crowley’s left wrist was from the actions of Mr. Manziel grabbing it to keep Ms. Crowley in the car.”

I think all these comparisons are getting a little out of hand. Just ask Messi how taxing they can be.

Not all that surprising that only a child thinks Messi is better. If messi is so much better why does Ronaldo start while messi sits behind him on the bench?

Can you imagine the morning wood on that guy?

*Watches hit from bench. Jumps up and cheers. Out for 2 seasons with concussion.

If Dan Snyder had his way, his mascot would have died off ten years ago.

Compare the impressions all you want, but if there were a camera around, Ford would always take a crack at it.

I guess Suarez bought the pajamas so that he could put the controversy over who is the best Uruguayan player to bed. Hands down Suarez over messi!

Well, to be fair, it does dilute the Steeler brand.

“Leave that thing up there forever, I say.”

Kind of a shot in the dark here, but doesn’t it seem like an infringement on 2nd amendment rights to make someone surrender their munitions?

I think if Jurgen is given enough time he will make the team in his image — but no matter how much of a Grand Wizard he is it might not be the team Fabian wants to play for.

If they don’t know whether it will take 8 or 12 months to complete the exam how the hell should I know whether to drop him in my fantasy league?

Just too perfect.