Really?? Don’t think the MLB would do anything to give the darling Dodgers a leg up on the competition?

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

Some say he might recover better with the support of the Trojans, but Haden ruled that coitus interruptus was the safest course.

There’s a reason MIAMI isn’t in the playoffs. They shouldn’t even show this kind of highlight. I’m trying to teach my kids to grab the game by the throat and now they see some EXAMPLE smiling about giving up a HR???

Yeah the enthusiasm is touching, and, yeah, it looks like the ballboy really loves them, but how does one loving ballboy hold a candle to Sandusky’s collection?

As if the Paterno whitewashers weren't bad enough, now they're raising support for Bernie too?

I dunno. With Blake's elbow limiting his stroke I imagine he's dropping a lot more than 40 just as easily:

She's nowhere to be found! That's as lucky for the Panthers as a Rae of sunshine on a cloudy day!

Feel like I heard this guy somewhere, calling, not Chicago. But where? Some nearby state. Huh.

Just wanted to make sure Hassan was on the rightside of the basket.

Well now Lynch knows how much cheaper it is to take a shit rather than just not give one.

And yet this very website wants to pretend that black men are the victims in NYC??? With a reasonable stand your ground statute this could have ended a whole lot better.

Barry, you forgot number 1: Tom Brady.

"Which is good news, because an NFL season without a [shit-taking Doug Baldwin] sounds like no fun at all."

I would actually assume he's fertilizing Wilson's egg. It's a Seattle WR tradition.

Gilderoy Lockhart is at it again!

Good God. It looks like pudding being poured out of his sleeve.

He said he understood triangles, not trajectories.

He's just feeling the smallpox that comes complimentary with the jersey.

And now just waiting for a 10,000 word article from Bill Simmons about whether Pollards are officially (!) the King Joffrey to Massachusetts sports, fate, and the unique experience of being a white male who likes both sports and pop culture!