Bwahaha. Our bedroom is tangerine and raspberry. (pink and...)

THAT WE KNOW OF

I’m lucky that my fiance finds it adorable when, after I’ve had too much wine, I plop down on the bed and demand that he take off my socks for me and bring me a glass of water. Frankly I don’t know why he thinks that’s cute but I’m so glad that he does. Obviously I was born to be a celebrity.

Cher is “always chanting and practicing strange spiritual exercises.”

“Jessica - Too drunk to undress herself”

andsmokeit has a crush on john boyega please don’t send help

Christian Bale “lectures young fans about being rude and intrusive” to the point that “tears stream down their faces.”

That King & Queen story is just so presh...like...it’s as if my daughter made it up.

Any idea what Mohamed’s illegal activities are? Dude seems to have too much dough to be legit.

“knows how popular Wills and Kate are.”(Wills?)

Though, as Shelly Miscavige would tell you, hiding is pretty easy to do once Scientology gets involved!

we finally figured it out

• Wear burnt orange or watch Burnt.

Mohamed’s 30,000 square-foot mansion in Bel Air might destroy the cliff it’s being built on,

Yes!

No, “women” as a whole are neither better at nor worse at anything than men are, but each of us has our own individual strengths or weaknesses (GASP I KNOW).