The only thing the red carpet is good for is checking out what people are wearing. There shouldn’t be any interviews. It’s all schmoozing and bullshit.

I hope they integrate it into their ad campaigns.

They need signers for the hard of herring though.

and get a SEAL of approval?

It will help them (wait for it, wait for it) fish for stories.

My thoughts exactly. Ear muffs. Fascinators. So many options / loopholes.

uhh, women get *cold* - they just never *fart*.

So wait, all newsreaders should have sidegigs at the aquarium?

Obviously he has never image googled ‘joan collins hat’. Which everyone should do, btw, that woman knows how to work a hat! It was impossible to pick just one to include with this comment

The cold just makes us glitter more. Like diamonds. Who would want to cover diamonds with hats? No one.

women “look a lot better without hats.”

we women don’t get cold, so whatever.

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

Ageism does affect men but not as much as women. And I think the reason for that is that up to a few years ago, men did not have to be that dependent on their looks to catch most movie roles. They had to be able to act. Now, that’s slowly changing when even comedic actors are expected to be able to do shirtless scenes…

Not true. She was in the same room as Christina Ricci during Now and Then, wasn’t she?

I saw it in the theater! The good old days, when Ed Harris didn't look like Thing with a crossfit addiction.

See, I just rewatched Working Girl a few weeks ago, and based my comment on that experience. I'm not any kind of informed film critic, but to my untrained eyes her performance appeared shallow and one-dimensional. I get that it was 80's pap and not haute cinema, but she stood out in a bad way.

This bit was the sole reason I watched the first Ride Along and actually found it entertaining.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

I still don’t believe Beyonce can write her own songs, let alone a screenplay.