Mmmm nice one.

It was thoroughly squickey......... fun ;)

“Rimming Seat." These New Yorkers. eh?

Miley did it better.

One of her finest moments: SNL Halloween skit. Everyone thinks she’s dressed as a meatball or a marble cause she just showed up in a red dress.

I want her to be in Neighbors 2 - as the Sorority House-Mother (if there is such a thing) or as Efron's battle-strategy sensei (nunchucking like Rebel Wilson on The Graham Norton Show).

Nah. There’s just so much going on here today. And it isn’t too late.

:0

I’ve never played a video game, but I NEED this.

You? Scared? You're the one who said Meg Ryan made a Reese Witherspoon costume out of old leftover skin. I'm scared you'll make me soil myself laughing.

And it's only 6pm (here). Strap yourself in: it's going to be a rough, crazy-fun night:)

The hilarity on this site today. And it's only 6pm. Let's Party!

At east he didn't describe his penis as a "mushroom" like that guy over on Craigslist.

:( Just not on a plate, please.

You just love torturing me, don’t you? And with PIGGIES, no less.

<3 You're a dear.

Oh god. Kardashian Muppets. That would just be TOO GOOD! Would watch.

I just want footage of her doing it. Were they big? Heavy? Did she tiptoe out sneakily like a Grinch out of Whoville? Or hire a guy to back up to the house and make him do it while she wore a Groucho nose and mustache?

What a lovely specimen! Thanks. No probs about the motion. I frequently make things move with my mind. Haven’t managed to move myself out of the greys though, hahaha (laughter turning to sobs).

From one 'disturbed' mind to another: You just get better and better:D