When his balls hit your eyes and you say “where’s that guy?”, that’s Adoree’…

That structure doesn’t look too permanente to me.

It’s pronounced Millie-wau-kay. Algonquin for “The Good Kinja”

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Marketers are considering abandoning the suggestion that the shoes can make you a better player in favor of a guarantee that the shoes will make you feel like your dad is an insufferable prick.

“Nowitzki’s made Dallas his second home over the past two decades, and he truly sounds more motivated by his love for the city and franchise over money or career accolades.”

What’s The Best Store To Daydream About Robbing?

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

Buddy, the lap bar dropped on that ride when the GOP got away with their SCOTUS antics. You know that slow, anticipatory climb up the first hill on a rollercoaster? When the people who don’t know what rollercoasters are like are looking around all confused, but everyone else is grabbing on tight? That’s us right now.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

No, no, no. It’s spelled “Injun”.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?