Manfred’s voice must get crazy hoarse having to talk about this every season.

Before anyone brings up “Well what about the Fighting Irish?”

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

too many urban types

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

Kentucky fan here. Please, feel free to wallow in my sadness.

I made it 10 seconds into that video.

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

As a marshal who serves notices of eviction, I know it never feels good to tell a little kid to get out of his own house.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

This is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

My dad once said after having to do a whole lot of business travel to the south that he’d never seen so many monuments to second place in his life.

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.