My Uncle Mike scoffs at this bush-league bigotry, it doesn’t even reference “the coloreds” or “the orientals”, and there is no 3 paragraph diatribe about “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” taking away his guns.

Definitely a team filled with a buncha dogs, no cats.

Job well done, beach chickens.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

“That’s just pride fuckin’ with ya.”

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

Who Gat

Looks like it was from Wolves v Nuggets... so no.

You’re an asshole for stealing the joke that I was going to make a few minutes after you.

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.