So now Gundy gets upset when they come after him, instead of the players? Make up your mind, man.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.

“An equivalent value of gold or silver” LOL. Dude, if you’re so far down the rabbithole that you don’t understand why it’s wildly inappropriate to compare the mining of naturally scarce actual metals with the “mining” of artifically scarce electronic tokens, you’re not gonna have much luck with the whole “yeah I…

I’m moving further away from football, but I’ll be damned if soccer is going to fill that void.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

What kind of an asshole needs a fresh pair of underwear during the middle of the day?

They’ve gotta remove him. Can’t let him spoil the whole bunch.

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Now, I may simply be a small-town country lawyer and I don’t quite get how things go in your big city courthouses but reading over this story I don’t quite see that anyone is alleging a sexual assault took place but, rather, some inappropriate workplace emails were sent.

Are you serious? In this year of all years Dean Spanos can’t even get a nomination? I guess in terms of pure evil he doesn’t come close to some of these guys but as bumbling shitbag of an owner he’s easily top 5 this year.

+1 for you, Mr. Fuzzy Britches.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

God Hates Flags

“The same frozen water we use to ice our various and debilitating maladies fills the tumblers of brown liquor our fans cry into.” 

They better be careful or they may end up with a bunch of fat bastards instead

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though

Why do the (presumably American) writers of Deadspin continue to treat collective nouns as plural when writing about soccer? Do they also add superfluous u’s to words and discriminate against the letter z (and pronounce that letter as if it rhymes with ‘bed’)?