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The chief judge of Ingham County Circuit Court denied today a request by defense lawyers for Larry Nassar to have…
Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.
Bush did 91
Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.
Pete Carroll knows that nothing can bring down twins, at least not from the outside.
The first round of March Madness starts Thursday, and that means there are brackets to be filled. Let’s see yours.
Didn’t realize Grayson Allen had a younger brother.
Such a shame. You should read the tribute written to him by Buffon, it’s lovely. Ho un cuore viola. Forza Viola 😓💜
I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel
OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…
please stick to basketball and social issues. you don’t know anything about peekaboo
Thinking of baseball and using a condom: How I broke the 5 minute barrier.
Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.
Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.
Easy: they didn’t want the Raiders to be undefeated.
Too bad Dan Patrick wasn’t interviewing Magic Johnson.
Stop, my penis can only get so erect!
“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”