Any snark directed at Tesla is well-earned.  Elon is a major-league d-bag,

They’ll call it “raw dog” or some other infantile name and sell that for a huge premium.

“If you came to me right now with a journeyman that’s been in the EV charging industry for the last couple of years, he’d be hired on the spot,” Trout said.

It’s almost like pumping technology pre-dates electrical technology...

That’s because they’ve got hundreds of billions of dollars invested in fossil fuel infrastructure assets — refineries, rigs, derricks, tankers, etc, etc. All those assets will become stranded assets (ie worthless) if humanity gets over its ‘Drill, baby, drill’ obsession. The people with huge sums invested in oil…

It’s time to fight back. For the planet.

Fuck every bit of this. Everyone involved should be locked in a garage with a running car powered by Shell’s ‘new & improved premium gasoline.’

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

With the amount of anticipation surrounding the game, it's actual footprint has been pretty weak online after the initial 2 weeks. Like BG3 is still getting talked about. TOTK basically dominated the conversation for two months. Starfield just kinda disappeared which is weird for a game of that scale

It’s spelled “Cait Sith” but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”

“Is this better for the safety of everyone? Sure is, but is it good for being free???”

Well, I mean it would make sense. How else are those kids gonna “stand your ground” and defend themselves when that lifted Super Duty brodozer bears down on them after they fail to check for oncoming traffic when pulling out onto the road. I FEARED FOR MY LIFE! MURICA!

Time to answer the age old question. If a Floridian child gets rolled over by a golf cart, does it make a sound?

Well, it’s Florida. So if you or your kid do need medical attention from a golf cart related (or any) incident, a medical professional can legally refuse to treat you if they have a conscience-based objection to your existence. 

My question is, why the hell are golf carts legal on public roads at all? They’re unable to keep up with traffic and wildly unsafe in an accident.  I can’t imagine what would happen if one got hit by an F150 or the like.

So many of those kids have dads with $100k+ lifted trucks that have never been off-road and moms that think they can do no wrong. I expect them to move to Texas next after this latest assault on their freedumbs. 

Can they drive them while in drag ?

Ohhh is the great Florida going to lecture us on the importance of road safety?

A majority of the 11,300 electric vehicles VinFast has sold worldwide this year were to… itself. Barron’s reports that over 7,000 EVs were bought by Green and Smart Mobility. It’s a Vietnamese taxi company that is – you guessed it – controlled by Vingroup...

“Why can’t daddy Elon put a little baby ArcTan∀Superjet inside my fertile womb” Shahn H wept, clutching the old-fashioned rotory phone and rolling around on pink silk sheets. “Why won’t he call?” Shahn needed Elon, needed those oddly smooth hands that had struck so many mine slaves in apartheid South Africa, needed…