But I was assured that all human life would be quickly replaced by a glorified chatbot.

I hope the WGA doesn’t budge a fucking inch.

Studios: “We’ve tried nothing and we’re all outta ideas!”

STUDIO EXECS: Maybe, if we try another slimy, underhanded maneuver, it’ll somehow make the unions cave?

Storage is cheap on PC. Not so cheap on Xbox.

a majority of the USA has the literal shittiest internet in the world.

It’s literally limitless.

Really wonder if more R& D into data compression would solve this.

I think the headline is worse than the article. The article points out it lost 90 percent of it's audience after a month. Still not super notable in of itself but many of the anti boycotters were claiming this was going to be one of the best games of the year but if that were the case you would expect it's player…

I remember playing the Prisoner of Azkaban game and thinking “I wish I could make my own student and just dick around a massive open world Hogwarts.”  Now they’ve finally done it and. . . all my interest has been ruined by JKR revealing herself to be a Terf Eater.

Tell me again why I need a vehicle that can hit  sub-5 second 0-60, and costs about 3 cents per mile to fuel? 

Performance-based profit-share for executives but not for the people that made it possible. Yet another thing for the working class that died a horrible death in the 80s.

The disparity from CEO to worker pay is at an all-time high. All of those profits are generated by the workers and not the CEO, especially when it’s not a founding CEO.

Man fuck these guys, imagine what this money could do for someone that doesn’t already own 3 mansions and 1 yacht.

Higher fuel taxes only hurt the poor college student that drives his Corolla to a minimum wage job and NOT the rich wall street guy driving his Escalade.

Elon's anti-LGBT so I don't think he'd mind if we deadnamed his platform and keep calling it Twitter

Yes motherfuckers, delay fucking everything since you’ve decided on going all in on being inhuman greedy dicks.

I love how the term tent pole very accurately describes what they were meant to do, i.e. create an environment for many other smaller things to thrive in. And then the executives, in all their creative wisdom thought, “What if we had a tent that was just all tent poles? Imagine how tall we could make our tent!”

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

How about a big, “Fuck No!” Get the fuck out of here with this garbage ESRB. No one wants you around anyways, you fuck twats!