What grinds my gears is that she’s mocking a literal child. The kid is a 13 year old CHILD. There really is no bar low enough that these conservative idiots won’t sink beneath.

It’s funny that we’ll remember this kid for this pretty nifty accomplishment. We won’t remember this lady, whose name I already forgot, within minutes of reading this article about her dumb ass.

I just don’t understand how Microsoft, of all companies, can make such boneheaded moves. The problems at Activision, and the problems around Kotick, have been well documented well before this purchase even started. Why would you ever want to get involved in these messes? Why would you ever want to be bothered to clean…

Time to start breaking rules. Who cares that federal employees can’t go on strike? Let the pigs throw them in jail for striking; the pigs and Congress can do their jobs while they wait for them to get out. Grind the system to a halt by simply refusing to work. 

Ok Jan...

Why would you expect anything different when the board is made up of Elon's equally incompetent family and friends?

I guess since they’ve forced us to define our entire human lives around capitalistic ideals were going to force the robots to do the same. The resentment is going to be unreal in these machines.

My money is on Bethesda having planned DLC for just the base building, and that it was stripped on purpose during release in order to sell you the “complete” base system later. But with how quickly the game seems to have fizzled in the zeitgeist who knows what’s going to come out or not to add to game. Something tells…

Your stuff shows up to other players now, but at release everyone was sequestered. There was a pretty viral moment on release of NMS where two players recorded themselves at the exact coordinates on the same planet and they couldn’t see each other. NMS is basically a totally different game now. You even have the…

It sucks. The Root’s comments section was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read. But a Black focused website existing in a country that was already virulently racist on the best day is going to have problems letting every rando online run their mouth. All the uppity white Americans, however, are devolving on race…

The sad thing is the lines between this being a joke and reality are getting very blurry the more Elon Musk opens his mouth (and legs)...

Sometimes you just gotta do a little eco terrorism, ya know?

Hey! I take offense to that! As a proud cock-gobbler I do not want to have any association with the oil industry.

Humans really can't stop shitting where we eat, can we?

I’ve pronounced it “Kite Sihth” and I’m not stopping until I’ve played the game and hearing it over and over forces my brain to adjust.

The extra “h” isn’t unnecessary. “Sith” is monosyllabic, so with no place to denote breaks you need that extra “h” to help the reader pronounce the “i” correctly. You do know “i” makes more than one sound, yes? Accent marks could have been used but something tells me many Americans wouldn’t get those either. And I’m…

Have you considered giving writing trashy romance novels a solid try? This was...surprisingly fun to read! I’m secure enough in my masculinity to say I’d buy a full feature copy of this story story you wrote right here, let me put it that way.

What and insufferable bitch...

He already has political power, it’s called “money”. The more of that you have the more political power you have. What he DOESN’T have is a political office. Having the power is bad enough; if he also gets the sanction of the state behind him THEN we’re all well and truly fucked.

We need to get rid of cops period. "Captain America" is fiction and doesn't exist in the real world. Cute sentiment, though.