Pizza bites with drizzled honey and hot sauce.

Can we talk about the word insufferable? Never in my life have I met someone use it who wasn’t insufferable

(I realize after the fact that I wrote this misunderstanding what you said - I worry about that too, and I think there will be some violence after the election, but I don’t think it’ll be all-out war)

Please stop blaming mental illness for an individuals shitty behaviour.

I have little empathy for people who use mental illness as a get-out-of-jail-free card for abominable behavior. She’s shown on multiple occasions how she can be incredibly racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic and those are not traits that automatically come with the territory of being mentally ill. If…

Will, I don’t know if you are male or female, or how old you are, but no one, especially women of a certain age, really needs you to explain to us that these ideas are relatively new or to point out that it’s “easy to see why there are still people like this who exist”. Some of us have been living this and fighting…

Those of us who were already diehard misanthropes are doing the Told You So dance— but that doesn’t make us any less miserable about that percentage.

I just remember what my parents told me when I started school:

Your chip is showing.

*Actually snorts water from laughing*

It’s almost like Trump could do anything he wanted to Billy and Billy would let him....

C students (and you know damned well Dubya had to cheat to get those Cs) who are accepted at Yale.

Failing up is a Bush talent. They’re damn-near savant about it.

This is what deplorable means.

The lack of consent is a CRIME. Not some debate about political correctness.

Please love yourself.

and in particular allowing my son to be a part of it

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

I agree. It is impossible to rid the world of danger. I think of these things in the same way I think of the advice to be a “defensive driver”. If you’re on a highway with a nutty erratic car, it’s true that their behavior has no reflection on your driving skills. But it doesn’t mean it’s not a risk to drive right…

I know, I probably am the only one who thought Deapool was a regressive pseudo witty comedy for immature grownups watching too much TV. I can’t believe its success. I will yell at the clouds till the super hero trend dies or till they open more indie theaters.