I came for the snark but stayed for the feels.

Timely!

I don’t think people understand how important and unusual it is for this particular woman to be cast as anyone’s love interest. I have never seen a woman as dark as Lupita cast this way, and I am HERE FOR IT. She can be the love interest and be talented and fierce in so many ways. Just to watch her on the screen being…

I’m sure that being approached in a lovey way by Ozzy is akin to having the girl from The Ring crawling towards you.

Considering tattoos have been around since prehistoric times, I’m not sure why you thought that was a dying fad.

You can fight in front of your kids as long as you make sure to reconcile in front of them too, and as long as you’re not a) constantly fighting and b) resorting to violence or other unhealthy fighting tactics, such as personally insulting the other person. It’s actually unhealthy to hide arguments from children if…

Our last fight was a tense, passive aggressive stand off in an Ikea. I wanted white dishes because all other dishes are gimmicky bullshit that you’re sick of in 2 months and you feel like an asshole with zebra print dishes or whatever. He wanted non-white dishes because I guess he wanted a little gimmicky bullshit in…

Right? I think the biggest disagreement we’ve had is over what movie to watch on Saturday nights. Great sex, no fights...it’s pretty ideal.

My husband and I have been together 21 years and we are boring and only fight about light fixtures.

I’ve been married for close to 30 years now and we’ve had maybe 2 fights in all that time. Mostly I find my relationship comfy. I wouldn’t stay in one that wasn’t. What’s the point of a partner if you’re exhausting each other?

Mine isn’t. Granted it’s only about a year and a half old, but it’s chill as fuck whereas every relationship I’ve had before it has definitely been exhausting.

Fasle comic, and you know half those claims about Hill are complete bullshit.

#FeelTheQuiteMildBernBecauseSrirachaIsntThatHot

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Frank’s Red Hot is the best hot sauce thank you goodbye.

Sandwiches would naturally go extinct to be replaced by the clearly superior panini and wrap.

I just...can Jezebel hire you please? This is amazing. Click yes for all. A+++++++ commenter, fast shipping, would read again.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

Prostitution seems more respectable than this comically sad ruse.

If I recall correctly, it was a semi-supergroup with Flea on bass and Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers on vocals