It’s because I’m an amazing caretaker and take care of my brain.

Sadly, the most brilliant of folks don't often do well in the private realm. Actually, I wish the media would just stop it. I really don't care about it, but seductive prose and tabloid excitement keep me from walking away, damn it. Why are we so voyeuiristic despite our better sense? I have not seen that series yet…

This is all your fault.

YOU GUYS I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT I WOULD BE DEVASTATED IF THEY BROKE UP

As long as you don’t try to fold your deep dish, it’s all good.

right?! good god. my current boyfriend and all of my pasts have been more than happy to add my vibrator to the mix. if it can’t cum to the party, i won’t either...

I detect zero sarcasm in this comment and I appreciate you supporting me, internet stranger.

kind of makes “eat fresh” a really sketchy slogan...

Man, suddenly your feelings on cookie dough make perfect sense.

Haha!

Not really. I know people who have had to force themselves to “ghost” someone for their own mental health, and it was agonizing because they still thought about them ALL THE TIME.

A close family member of mine has bipolar and I completely agree with you. I would like to point out (please no one yell at me), that if you’re bipolar (especially with psychotic tendencies) AND you’re racist or sexist being deep in a bipolar episode could be a huge contributing factor to you reacting in a violent way…

I can agree it’s a shitty headline, but you originally referred to it as ‘completely irrelevant,’ which didn’t see accurate.

The fact that the vast, vast, vast majority of people with bipolar disorder don’t commit acts of violence in this way doesn’t mean that his disorder couldn’t have contributed to him doing so, right?

Nope. I’m happy dancing in my chair.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent

Gloating isn’t nice

Taking “no” right out of your vocabulary for the night!