Haha, no, no I just meant it seemed like mom was talking to her on the right and someone else was filming from the other side! Could have been a naughty aunt too. :)

Little kids cry all the time for nonsense reasons, you don't have to treat every moment like their emotional future is IN THE BALANCE.

While pizza cannot solve medical problems, having something to look forward to may help! I suffer from horrible insomnia and find that if I have to wake up the next morning to go to work it helps to have something other than just the alarm to look forward to.

Snap, sorry! Thought you were flipping my script on me but got it backwards :D

You seem to have no sense of humor at all, what a shame. Or did you trip and get a stick stuck in your ass?

True say... only it was McDonald's french fries.

From a Happy Meal.

oh, white suburban girls...

Fair point. If someone wants to have an opinion on class and income equality they really should choose to be poor.

Congratulations?

Re: Claire, you give vegans a bad name. I became a vegan earlier this year and I discovered that my favorite coffee place didn't carry soy milk. So I went online and wrote a shitty review to get back at them for not anticipating my voluntary food choices - JUST KIDDING - I wrote a polite email to their customer…

"I wasn't told they didn't have house wines." Um, the Malbec WAS the house red, you moron. Did he expect it to come from a generic bottle marked, "House Wine?"

Anyone who orders the "house red" without knowing what, in fact, the "house red" is, is indeed deranged.

To be fair, that's probably a legitimate thing to mention in a review on Yelp, seeing as how people often go to cafes to work or study. I don't frequent restaurants or bars where the employees sing loudly either, but that's just a personal preference of mine, not a failing of the bar or restaurant.

Nothing wrong with prostitution, nothing wrong with having female prostitutes in games. The only kind of prostitution that is wrong is the kind where someone is exploited. Sex is a commodity and some women and some men have decided to sell it and many have decided to buy it.

Thank you for posting this. I happen to be in between relationships right now, in a bit of a low point, and it's really easy to feel that "nice guy" creeping in from just outside my peripheral vision. You have to keep on it, keep reminding yourself that, no you don't just get to be in a relationship. You have to work…

"Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jeremy Renner, and Chris Martin all hung out in London together, presumably discussing a potential Office-style reboot of The Avengers."

Because pizza would sue it for defamation.

I was once trapped in the parking lot of a Benihana because there was a family of ducks just meandering back and forth all over the lot. It was 20 minutes sitting there, staring at these ducks who were having a never ending debate "SHOULD WE GO HERE SHOULD WE GO THERE NO WAIT TURN AROUND STOP GO BACK WAIT NOT THAT WAY…

I don't know about the meats (they are probably bad) but I get the veggie sandwich there a lot. The bread is meh, but I mean you can't mess up veggies. They are actually fresh and they will give you as much as you ask for. Plus they have spinach, which a lot of places don't. For $5 you basically get almost as many…

I think I would tell myself I wouldn't care, but be bothered by it and then forget about it because shit, it's MY PARTY, and then revisit later it as an example when I'm having a crisis about standing up for myself or something, you know?