If the internet doesn't make this song happen a la Frozen within a week I will be disappointed.

It looks like Letterman is prepared to make a classy and gracious exit unlike the clunky, ill-spirited Leno affair.

I'm super interested to see Colbert being Colbert himself as opposed to his character. I know next to nothing about him personally, so this will be kind of neat. I of course think his character on his show is hilarious, but I think it will be nice to see him doing his own thing.

Fuck - none
Marry - none
Kill - all

I was an upper middle class suburban kid in the mid 80's so maybe I'm filtering thru my own biased lens, but this closing remark seems to add some snark to what is actually an otherwise pretty cool story.

Yah if an augmented reality Pokemon game was announced for google glass, i'd happily drop $1500 on a set. And I would go camping and get into dangerous situations just to catch virtual creatures. Don't underestimate my powers.

Wait so if it's cake, I can serve that for dessert at my wedding right?

I find the video really fun until the part featuring French Montana — which was exactly like every other objectifying video- The part where the back up dancer crawls on the ground infront of him? Gross. It was even more jaring because of how the rest of the video is so tongue in-cheek about objectifying men's bodies.

He values me in a way that someone values their lawn.

Maybe it's because I'm with fun friends and we're drinking a bunch of wine, but I mostly enjoyed the show.

Who cares how you haters feel (still got my money).

Lighten up, Francis.

Buddhists understand that everything is temporary. It wouldn't have made Ramis ( and thus Phil) bitter.

I love you.

I believe she said once or twice her goal wasn't sexy popstar, and that she could actually put that out if that was the case (seens true after watching 23 and Can't be tammed videos). I don't think there's much act to her antics, she is just "having fun", "being herself" and all that y.o.l.o. on stage on the same way…

Define "grammatical error".

Dude, I really did not think that my statement of loving snow would result in this .. whatever this is. I was probably inelegant in using the word "issue," which seemed to set you off, but you really didn't need to react by telling me that people live where they do because of circumstances. I know that. And I think you…

This morning my husband was all wrapping his arms around me to "help" as I dumped the coffee pot out, a clear sign he was looking for the sex. But I was stressed. I then told him that I was stressed, specifically about cleaning the house, buying groceries, and getting more dogfood AND that he had a meeting today. It's…

This can't be a serious question. We already do legislate pay. We also legislate workplace discrimination. Welcome to America.

I remember that. She said in a different thing that someone else was way too "skinny" and that Kate Winslet looked "the way a woman should look". You just never know with Joan Rivers.