In that case I am the heebeegeebees of commenting.

I WILL FIGHT YOU

What kind of justification can anyone give for S&M porn or S&M sex? The participants are all consenting adults.

Nice attempt at a save Justine, but no.

I am not minimizing her participation in anything. I'm not stuck on her mouthing the lyric in the video because even if she didn't do that, the lyric would still be there in all its glory. We would still have the same problem.

Explaining what they were doing is the same thing as defending it? Okay, if you say so.

Sigh. I'm very familiar with the scene, thank you. I'm not defending the lyric. I'm explaining what I think they were, very wrongly, trying to do. I don't think the point of the lyric was to brag about Jay Z beating up or being emotionally abusive to Beyonce.

Um, FWIW, my husband made my engagement ring from a spoon handle. Doesn't make it any less of an engagement ring because he didn't buy it from Tiffany or Jared or Kay jewelers.

And if you are not buying a $40 fake, you are like me, buying a $100 lookalike minus the fake designer logo because there is no way you'd buy a $2,500 bag anyway.

The Romans? Really? They couldn't even hold out against a bunch of peacenik Middle Eastern guys.

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

HRC is not the worst. She's certainly not the best, if you think she's the worst, you need to spend more time studying politics. She's not even close to the worst. She's not even close to the worst in the Democratic party.

Do you plan on grading me? Will I get paid?

The one thing that did bother me about her brother was how does a mentally ill person in a facility have access to a phone 24/7, i mean he is literally calling her all day and night…I cannot see a hospital full of patients being allowed to make calls round the clock, a bit taxing on the staff one should think...

Word! I never understood that part! Your brother will be fine if he is unable to get ahold of you for twenty minutes. He appears to be well-taken care of, full-time, in an institution that attends to his needs. If you consistently allow him to take over your life at any moment, that isn't doing you or him any…

I'm probably a horrible person because if my phone had gone off I probably wouldn't even have looked at it, I'd have immediately turned off the ringer and stuck it in a drawer. Let's be real, she wasn't doing her brother any favors anyway by allowing him to call her any time and demand her attention. It's enabling…

For real!! I mean... the brother is in a safe place. Just say you were in the shower and didn't hear the phone! Shit!

I'm pretty sure God doesn't want to divinely inseminate slutty sluts, so your theory is very credible to me.

Oh, yeah. Orlando is single and ready to mingle, ladies. Did you hear that? It's the sound of panties around the globe just dropping in unison.