Generally speaking, the joke with Barney is that he's a terrible person they only hang out with because he's hilariously charismatic and entertaining. At one point, the show implies that he might be a war criminal .

Actually, bringing a white friend would make for a winning team if you DID want to shoplift b/c the black person could shop while the white person steals stuff b/c we all know who the salespeople are going to lose their shit following.

My housemates are obsessed with it, and I just think it's awful. At least with stuff like Friends the womanizing character (Joey) treated the ONS's as actual people and they were given a personality, even if he didn't always treat them right. Barney is just awful, and if I had a friend like that I just would stop…

I don't think that's a valid assessment these days. There are plenty of people who need legal services but assume that they can't afford a lawyer, and these two are probably targeting that demographic. My husband works for a large corporation whose primary business is selling marketing services to lawyers. This may be…

Not making a judgment about Hunger Games here, but I really hate this trend of splitting the last portion of an adaptation into two just to eke an extra movie out. It's tremendously irritating.

Despite being motivated by self-interest (who wouldn't be in a kill or be killed situation), the berry eating is a brilliant gambit because she understands that she's the entertainment. She understands that people would riot if both she and Peeta killed themselves and there is no winner. Yes, she does it to save her…

Sometimes you want a four course meal at a five star restaurant.

Embroidered leather boxing shorts.

Only 4 years? Pshhhhh. Call me in 30 years.

Ted and Marshall are two New Yorkers who love Chicago pizza.

Then you must only have had shitty rosé. They aren't all white Zinfandel anymore. There are lots of ways to get a rosé, most of which are focused on making a red wine more intense. My favorite is when they pick some fruit early (so that the leftover fruit will have higher concentration of flavor and sugar) and use…

Hell yeah!

Mmmmm...beer and Chicago pizza.

As long as we're all clear that Chicago-style pizza is the damn best, we're all good.

Why is not Kelis releasing her own line of Milkshakes?

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

Seriously. My reaction to her for a while has been "Um, okay, and?"

Here I found it. Now, you can go there instead of clicking on a celebrity gossip post to complain about how jezebel has too much celebrity gossip.

Awww! Have you been introduced to my friend, the Hitachi Magic Wand?