Maybe with practice Bush could be as good as Hitler.

I don't think men's opinion on fashion is worthless. I said they were irrelevant, meaning, if a man suggests I wear something that appeals to him, I will wear it depending on how I feel. If a man tells me to stop wearing something because he doesn't like it, I don't care. If I like it, I'm going to wear it. At the end…

If we were dressing for dudes, why would we even bother to put on clothes? Wouldn't we just trot outside with our boobies hanging out (perfectly legal in many places, BTW) and be done with it?

I like dark lipstick. Browns and maroons and red-wine purples. Like I-just-ate-a-baby lipstick. And despite having read the HuffPost article I am strangely disinclined to change my colour choices.

Never have I ever kissed a dude while wearing bright lipstick, went to whip it off his face, and not gotten "no leave it" as a response. Maybe I kiss gross dudes, but they like it.

You really overlooked the concept of taking turns with the dicks.

I've always wanted to dress like this. Androgyny ftw.

The tradition continues! My gran was suspended from her hotsy-totsy girls' school for rolling her kilt up at the waist to make it shorter. In 1929. Nana had it goin' on.

In my admittedly limited experience, dudes are not this picky IRL.

Leggings are the cheat code of clothing. Don't want to wear pants? JUST PRETEND YOU ARE

The fact that it's so contradictory is key. The huffpo article could read "every person is an individual, and as such, has different preferences in a mate!" With the same result.

Sooooo...a double blowie is two mouths, one cock? Cuz I always thought they were two cocks, one mouth. Which I've done. Don't judge me.

I feel like an asshole for this, but I keep giggling at "definite murder situation." I just feel like it's awkward phrasing.

Actually, I'd say the simple fact he's resisting the urges in favor of his health is pretty much all the evidence you need to show he doesn't need to get to a meeting.

There are meetings that serve up joints?

Do you really want to live in a world where anyone likes a mood altering substance is considered diseased?

Yes, yes, The Internet thinks that Sam Claflin isn't sexy enough to play Finnick. WE KNOW, because people haven't stopped going on about it for the last year.

Kahlua, please and thank you.

Pudgy, if you followed the case, you'd understand where that speculation comes from. No snark intended.

You might even say... Catching Fire?