Was about to respond with the same sentence. I'll assume we're secret twins and high five you (in my mind).

The first one I ever tried was the Garnier one, which was too thick for me and made me feel like my face was sweating, haha. If you have dry skin, that one might be good. It gets good reviews. I don't have dry skin though, nor do I have oily skin. My skin is kinda combo and in the winter it's uneven. I really like…

So, wait... She's a brat because she has an opinion about Selena Gomez that a PR person hasn't talked her out of expressing? That's where the bar is now?

Yes, how shocking, women internalise patriarchal assumptions that their worth is bound by the fukability. How come you don't see any men in the industry peddle their sexuality in similar cynical terms?

Given the dearth of women in the music industry who sell their music rather than their body I'd say that the point is a pertinent one. The fact that its an unpopular viewpoint shows her bravery. When the fuck did Avril make in anyway a feminist comment, she's a 30 yr old woman who still shills teenie bopper faux punk…

Ah so its a snobbery thing? I like Kim Kardashain, feel a bit bad for her.
Also I personally would put Beyonce and Rihanna on about the same level of the 'tacky' scale. (not saying either are tacky, just if one is then the other is too)
Rihanna seems much cooler than Beyonce though.

A white male publishing a black female's work on appropriation as his own? This kid is a meta-genius.

I read a theory once that thought that maybe same sex male relationships were appealing to straight women because it takes out all the gender stereotype crap that hetero romance couples have to wade through.

I'm not really interested in shipping straight characters into homoerotic relationships, but gay porn has always been much sexier than straight porn to me. The guys in straight porn typically seem to be below average in looks and the focus is mostly on the woman's body, which is not at all what I'm interested in.…

Weirdly although I am 99% gay the idea of a hot woman (I'm not blind y'all) being turned on by man on man action is kind of... sexy? I am definitely not bisexual but the idea of hooking up with a guy whose woman was turned on by it is strangely appealing. I may be confessing too much though.

Are you similarly confused about why some heterosexual males feel attracted to a homoerotic relationship between two women? Because while there are no doubt many varied complex explanations for each, neither is confusing if you just take it at its most basic: oh look, two hot people of the gender I find attractive…

Thor! What do you have to say about allegations that you're engaged in an incestious tryst with your brother Loki?

The internet can.

This. Everyone should have the annoying lip gloss experience once. I adore driving with the windows down and the sunroof open, but only when I have short hair. I am currently sporting a shag that I cut specifically so zero hair reaches my lips.

My ex used to posit that when women had really short hair it made them look manly, and the day after I broke up with him I came home (yes we lived together) with short hair and he said "oh, hey, that actually looks really good on you." Dickweed.

I agree. You can not simply say "I don't like short hair" because there are so many different variations of short hair. It's like saying I don't like fruit just because you can't stand strawberries or apples.

I'm glad these are the hard problems you face.

"Timid and mystical" and "very social" seem antithetical. No? OK then.

To be serious for a moment, my husband farted in bed this morning and it smelled like sulfur. Am I married to a demon? We also had at least one fly in the house this summer, and all these weird things like the fridge breaking and light bulbs burning out have been happening since I first started to suspect.

Is it weird that I want Ian McKellen to be both my grandpa and my gay boyfriend?