Well, Justin Hammer survived Iron Man 2, so maybe the next Avengers could be a musical...

Dancing Tom Hiddleston, now with less clothing {hey it's a start, right?}

If it makes you feel any better I totally would have turned around ASAP.

I know, fuck me, right?

Pretty much, because while she likes guns she isn't a fucking idiot about about the 2nd amendment being infinitely powerful. There are a lot of liberals like that.

Good cheek weld, looks like solid forward hand control and I think she's looking right down the irons. Good on you, Ms. Maddow.

And for Mr. Paul - plagiarism isn't about politics and honor, it's about sourcing that one typically learns in middle school.

Eat that, and you shit Portland, OR.

Yes, why is it OK to be soooo negative about kids? Do these people not realize that they were once stinky babies and someone kindly cared for them until they became the perfect beings they are today? I hope they never grow old because they will get all stinky again.

Jez didn't write that portion, so while your grammar skills are admirable, they are no help here.

Okay, you know what? I kind of love every single thing about this.

You don't see men smirk?

I don't really understand this point, and you're like the fourth person to make it. Even frozen lasagna and meatloaf has to be cooked. Ice cream just comes straight out of a tub. And when people say their favorite comfort food is lasagna, nine times out of ten they're thinking about their Nonna's lasagna, not…

Wine.

Nope, it's actually better than "real world" dating. You'll end up meeting people you would have never even come close to meeting in real life.

The key takeaway here is that there was no empirical evidence to substantiate the claims made. If you are recommending that Jezebel hire a female scientist to write about science cough cough then I am sure plenty cough cough cough could be found. Your passive aggressive response to this is definitely indicative of…

I am ashamed to say no, but days later. It was the shitty ice cream cone that broke the shitty relationship's back.

I wonder if you knew that women can consent to be slapped and choked because they think it's kinky and hot?

You also skipped the part in your description where you obviously cared enough to come write a comment calling Deen a douche. There's nothing wrong with caring, but writing a comment about how much you didn't…

Thank you! I know we're all cloistered in a jezzy controlled world of olds, but Miley has a massive fanbase and is extremely successful right now. She's just lawling all the way to the bank.

Also, dude...it's a cute ass costume and she looks super pretty. Hell, the pasty covers practically her whole boob. Do not…

Do you live in the 21st century? Do you know anyone under the age of 30?
Ring the alarm when she starts posting long videos of her making crazy eyes in the mirror to a techno soundtrack. Til then,

oh, hush. She's taking a snap of herself (looking awesome!!) in a halloween costume. Lets not read too much into this ok?