This is so great in so many ways but this is my favorite part is that he's only managed to sleep with 48 people. Even with lies and exaggerations, his number is 48.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I just can't say goodbye to my grandmother properly without being enraged at a 17 year old I will never meet. It's what she would have wanted.

I'm glad we have people like you, the True Arbiters of Acceptable Ways to Act in the Face of Death, a Weird and Sad and Scary and Personal Thing.

I'm sure you never once made something "all about yourself" back in your youth, when you were a teenage Gandhi.

You know what might be the fuck wrong with them? Someone they knew just died.

Maybe he wanted one last picture of him and Mom? Is that really such a bad thing?

Funerals are for the living, aren't they? Hmm. I think the teens taking the selfies are just employing bad coping mechanisms. If you don't feel your feelings of sadness or grief you can keep at bay the realization of total and meaningless loss. That, or they are a bunch of narcissists who don't give a shit.

It's weird, people deal with grief in such weird ways. I can kind of sort of see why your brother wanted to do that? I would have stopped myself, because - no. But, I kind of see why his grief would take him there? I don't know.

Enjoying BDSM on either side doesn't make one crazy, just a bit different.

Nobody just falls into someone's arms and starts humping them.

I've always wondered if people save their more intense rage for "the other person", because it is easier to think really horrible thoughts about them. As opposed to having all those hateful thoughts about the person you love/care about. You have no emotional attachment to the other person and can therefore hope they…

Every case of cheating is a beautiful and unique snowflake.

Skip the articles that are controversial?

I hate to sound cliche here, but no one forces people to read the cosplay articles, controversial articles, women's rights articles, etc. Yet people; this is not implying you, always find a reason to bitch about how Kotaku shouldn't focus on XY and Z. But you alone are the…

The vast numbers of Conservative women who really buy into the whole notion that their gender is incapable of actually leading makes me sad. Siding with the patriarchy to hold on tight to your little corner of power rather than actually acknowledging your own self worth and abilities and the RIGHT to have those…

Nothing is sexier than when my girlfriend suggests we should watch another episode of The Wire.

She didn't "proudly" quote her mother - she said they have to agree to disagree. Reading comprehension FTW.

I don't understand networks or audiences anymore. I usually see the last scene of the show while I wait for Brooklyn Nine-Nine and the laugh track is so over the top for stuff that isn't remotely humorous, I have to wonder if they're trying to be ironic.