Barney's staff is notoriously snotty and rude to EVERYONE who doesn't look super-rich.

I think I just didn't find him very sexy in this scene... he looks absolutely exhausted, and not in a sexy way.

To be fair, Chris Brown hasn't started a fire in some random person's driveway, that I'm aware. The behaviors Bynes exhibits are greatly different from Brown's. Similarly, Lohan has had a very public series of rehab stints, and her substance abuse problems are pretty common knowledge. I can't recall seeing pictures…

A girl can dream.

I can only assume that the next Avengers movie features only shirtless superhero guys.

Tom Hiddleston is either an incredibly sweet and funny person or he is a total sociopath who has no feelings and is bent on using his acting skills to make everyone fall in love with him so that he can take over the world. There simply are no other options.

I have a feeling that if Snooki has just said "it's from Bridesmaids", the girl would have been 'What's that?' Considering the girl doesn't know what quotations mean ("Help me, I'm poor."), it seems this girl needs things broken down for her as plainly as possible.

I applied for health insurance and got denied... Because I checked the box "yes I have smoked pot at least once in the last 5 years".

She is really gorgeous. Alec used to live in my building (he's since moved downtown) and always seemed like a pretty nice, regular guy. He usually said hello to people in the elevator, which is more than I can say for myself (I'm grumpy on my way to work—sue me). Anyway I'm just here for some positive…

Oh man, this. All my life I've comment comments envious comments of "You're so skinny." And sometimes from women who are way prettier. It's like, yes, I am skinny, and have a small frame, but I also have NO boobs (how I wish I did). I have an amazing butt - but seriously, not having boobs sucks, but they fit my body.…

I know Alec Baldwin has his issues and older men/younger women relationships usually make me feel queazy but they look darn cute together.

I don't read that to mean "in front of" like in the same room as, but rather, in the same apartment/house as your SO (or when they're aware that you're doing it). And that has to happen eventually. My fella made an announcement the first time he dropped a deuce at my place, and it went something like, "Well I've…

I lived in a one-bathroom house with my boyfriend. I was in the shower and I heard a noise - I look out and he's sitting on the toilet. "ARE YOU POOPING?" I shrieked, and then fled, covered in soap, because OMFG are you kidding me with your poop molecules? That was the beginning of the end. Actually, it was more like…

You're welcome. I find it's about as useful as an unrealistic, privileged suggestion like yours.

To be fair, this is almost 100% something Louise would say anyways. Wait, she'd also be monetizing it like a robber baron.

"It's just... how do I get paid to say stupid shit?"

Feminism makes me unhappy. Feminism makes me unhappy because women shouldn't have to fight to be considered equal. Feminism makes me unhappy because women (and men) shouldn't have ever had to live in a world where being of one sex made you weaker/subhuman. Feminism makes me unhappy because it shouldn't exist.

But why be so defensive and angry about it? Whenever someone reacts so emotionally, I'm forced to think there's more going on here than what they're saying. Or else why would they have such rage for a mundane issue? His anger is so disproportionate because he's scared of...something.

You are so not invited to our play dates then.