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The latex Bikini clung tightly to her buttox as she pressed up against him, head down. Miley glanced back at Robin, and their eyes met in a steaming gaze.

Thank God for Miley. The VMAs have been boring as fuck for a decade.

This! What's the only think I can think of that would make my cell MORE essential to me? If I couldn't afford a computer.

Definitely. It's too big to be his dick.

How is it a poor economical decision, moron? You don't lose you boobs. You get something and lose nothing. Suck a dick.

Not really. They're valuing a presumably very brief view of their breasts at $11. They get to keep their breasts at the end of the transaction.

Their dignity is a different matter entirely.

Also: jeans. Sweats. Yoga pants. I'd be hard pressed to identify an article of clothing that, when removed, prevented me from having sex.

everything about "Hid my booty & boobies like a pro, for a pro" makes me want to punt a small animal

I think I'd rather that her shows start late because she's otherwise too goofed up on drugs to perform. Better that than because she threw a temper tantrum a la Justin Bieber and needs to be cajoled out of her tour bus.

Yes. You are the only one. You are alone in this world.

Ehhh, magazine ratings don't really hold any water. Remember all the "top 100 bands of all time!" crap that comes out and puts like, cold play at number one? It's to sell magazines and get people to talk, not really reflect the truth. I honestly think we are developing Bey burn out. Much like Gaga fatigue. Even if you…

Chris Messina is also the hottest working actor on TV. He was the only thing keeping me through the first half of season one of The Mindy Project.

True. I find it strange how much more men seem to "nest" than women.

Well, looks like she's not being invited to hang out with the Hall family any time soon.

I think it's two things: it's a 'put those bitches in their place' excercise, and he just has no capacity to think of womens bodies as having a use other than being a sex object. A female body that doesn't create boners 24/7 is malfunctioning and flawed and any woman who is not deeply shamed of her frankly useless…

Ass shorts-wearing 25 year-old here. I've never been larger than a size 4/6 in my teen years and young adulthood. I routinely get catcalled on the street — especially when wearing the butt shorts, for what it's worth — and wouldn't you know it...I've had cellulite patterns on my hips since I was a young, nubile girl…

I just don't understand. What is the point with this guy? "I am an awful person and I'm here to make an awful comment in an attempt to make you feel awful." Why? Just go away.

I saw a picture of Beyonce in booty shorts the other day and heels. She had cellulite. She looked ravishing. I will showcase my cellulite just like Bey. Minus the heels.