*blink* Ok, I was going to wonder if anyone else is getting the idea Thicke and Patton are in a relatively open marriage, and they just don't want to come out and say it. But I got distracted by the idea of Michelle Williams acting opposite Alan Cumming.

Reason #997 not to be a celebrity: you can't have an open marriage in peace.

My response to the "I'm not perfect" non-apology: No one ever asked you to be perfect; all I am asking for is that you do the right thing the first time around. Not the perfect thing, but the right thing. There is a difference between the two, and you should have known that in this stage of your life.

And the joke made a soft whistling noise as it flew over your head.

It seems like it'd be easy to physically stop eating cupcakes; those little motherfuckers are just more trouble than they're worth. They're the oranges of baked goods.

Laugh if you want, but in my version of Catching Fire, a nicely tanned James Marsden was Finnick.

But Rihanna told me I could find love in a hopeless place.

As Gerald Brenan once said: "Those who have some means think that the most important thing is love. The poor know that it is money."

No, she's not January Jones. That's because she's a talented performer.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS... FABULOUSLY!

I'd cast Kristen Stewart as Aquaman. I think that the character is just about as interesting as she can manage to make him.

The proper response to homophobia is not stereotypical jokes about gay people.

Both an adjective and a verb? She's definitely a noun too so I guess that makes her a triple threat.

I thought Bob Benson had answered that question once and for all.

For real. These people are like the Pawnee villagers who put their whole mouths around the water fountain spout:

Why, exactly, should men be in charge of everything when they are so delicate they cannot even be told the truth about anything?

I have to have a gif parade about this.

Wait, it said written by "Amber and David Tamblyn." Did he really change his name? Does it work that way? Has my esteem for him grown by a million percent?

I love that he took her last name in the credits!

Am I the only man who finds this Norma Jeane Dougherty much more attractive than what she later became?