The moving scene was regrettably cut short by a counterprotest from the Washington Bullets.

This is tame compared to Sammy Sosa's slide, in which we saw his entire body dissappear.

You're on a desert island (stop organizing the sand, Jolie).

Yeah, but so is "Hey! I fucked my mom!"

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

my japanese father-in-law came to visit and somewhere along the line he'd picked up a Steelers t-shirt. everywhere we went between MI and FL, people would come up to him or start shouting from a distance. they'd shout something about the Steelers and he'd have this surprised look on his face until somebody translated.…

So this is what Santa Claus looks like without the beard...

Ha! You 1, Me 0, Bananas -539.

Some fun facts about our polling.

1. Kevin Ward, Jr. was gallant.

Fuck you, nerd.

Does it bother you when people make fun of your ears?

hey featherweight, how's your pillow talk? seriously, are you a kinky dude?

Thank you for your answer.

Belichick has a Vine account? Sweet.

More importantly, I kind of want to see what this Mic guy looks like.

When asked about Kevin Love leaving, the state collectively shrugged its shoulders, and looked off into the flat horizon. In the August haze, one could swear they can see all the way to Willmar from here.

After watching Scott vomit on the field during without any qualms, Bengals management has asked him to lead conditioning drills for the cheerleading squad.

Things used to be better than they are now. People now are the problem, whereas before, people were good.

It's OK, I'd have banned you if you posted it here.