Certainly as you're writing it.

Jason Kidd only was in this tournament because of a misread of the contract. When he saw that he would be playing "for the sake of Nike" he thought he was going to score a shit load of free booze.

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

Technically, the show should be called "Frankenfood's Monster". The contestants are the Frankenfoods themselves. I don't have a question.

I'm glad LeBron is taking charge of his life and getting healthy. It's about time.

Beats the hell out of the last promotion I was a part of. I was one of the first 25,000 fans to turn on ESPN yesterday and all I got was a troll.

It's appropriate how they gave away the gnomes on a night of very little Werth.

"Expect more suspensions"

He is a handsome and talented. I wish him good fortunes.

As a displaced Titans fan, I look forward to never seeing this team on tv here. I'm pretty sure Jake Locker is actually a piñata that has human flesh over it, like some sort of terrible T-1000 prototype. He will die on the football field when he gets sandwiched between Watt and Clowney because Taylor Lewan was out…

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

"It's about time we catch a break!"

Martinez: There were a lot of times on the mound that day where I thought I'd have to quit because it was so painful. But whenever I thought about quitting, I'd hear a little voice in the back of my head telling me to continue, to not worry and just keep going. And I placed my trust in that voice, and it paid off. If…

Amaro: [Stares at left hand with phone in it]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: Ring.
Amaro: [Continues staring at left hand]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: [Stares]
Amaro: C'mon. Ring. Ring.
Amaro: [Continues staring]
Amaro: [Stares harder]
Amaro: [Stares as if trying to bore hole through left hand]
Amaro: RING. RING! RINGRINGRING!
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