*Fans murmur excitedly about potential*
Here's a napkin, I think you have some black kale reduction glaze on your face
Well don't shove it back there so far. It's not a competition. Most of the time, at least.
For a breakfast crowd of hungover friends under $12- Cream chipped beef over biscuits
[Giancarlo Stanton swings proverbial dead cat]
This past season was one of the all time worst for the franchise, but luckily, Arthur Blank is familiar with fighting lows
Just think, for $6,450 this could be yours.
I wouldn't be so quick to call this guy a "jerk" "choad" or "internet tough guy". I mean have you ever been in a situation like this? Imagine being at your absolute wits end and dealing with people who can't behave like decent human beings. A couple weeks ago, I actually had an altercation involving pies where Mr.…
How do you tell if you're hungry? Look at your belly. Your belly should not look as if you are in the midst of the 1847 potato famine.
Even famed spousal abuser Mike Tyson condemned the act, saying that Oden's girlfriend "didnt dusoyve uh buck eye"
[A chorus of celestial angels cut a harmony short as a figure storms into God's chamber]
It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.
By far the stupidest is the long sleeve shirt cut so that it hits just below the elbow, but manicured so that it looks like it ripped. I can't imagine the deliberation over getting the fake rip "just right". It's the Abercrombie frayed hat brim of baseball clothing.
If he wants to be a Cowboy for the rest of his life, he should just get in a car with Josh Brent
Even his picture is misleading as he is apparently a young black man
RedskinsFacts.com - 07.31.14 - Fact of the Day
Lawyer: Basically, it's this big whirlwind of air that eats everything in sight. It's so stupid you just can't take it seriously
[Manti Te'o scrolls through Twitter timeline]