I love how she just kind of gives up and lies there for a second, very relatable. AND she takes the mic down with her. Yeesh.

If I’m eating 3000-5000 calories a day it better be because I went on a self-destructive, give-no-fucks drinking binge combined with a trip down to fast food town for a double cheeseburger, poutine, and milkshake.

Her whole raison d’être is eating bananas and harassing people on the internet. For the love of God, go outside and maybe try eating a pear or something.

Cassey Ho, AKA Blogilates, who promotes, among other things, a “bikini meal plan” of about 1700 calories per day.

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

The “I had the cheapest wedding” face offs were something I could have lived without. The mother in law dramas spoke to my soul.

I miss the comments on I Thee Dread, I liked reading all the wedding drama and the "who had the cheapest wedding" faceoffs. I also really miss the cake pictures.

LENTILS!!!!!! JUST SERVE LENTILS AT YOUR LENTIL WEDDING!

There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

I know I say this on every wedding-related post but you guys I miss I Thee Dread :(

That’s literally almost as much as my house.. 😳 But it is beautiful and if you can afford it.

she is a performance artist, no explanation expected.

Yeah, that’s the point, Jim Cooke is a subtle genius

If someone was going to found a cult based on Divine, it would sure be better than this.

I really don’t get the sex tape thing. Do you watch it later? Is it something you keep for when you’re old and you want to remember your formerly athletic days? Do you think that your sex is really, really good and deserves to be immortalized? Or could it be an opportunity for you to criticize each other’s…

I was just thinking there is nobody who’s sex tape I’d want to see LESS.

No thanks, I reeeeally don’t wanna see that dude naked.

I googled “vogue-ing turkey”. I got this...

Also, Janice remains unimpressed.