I need that shit for the bottom of my feet so I can pick at the polymer instead. Could they make a pull-and-peel version?

Yeah. I got involved with the guy I’m married to now. I mostly didn’t go looking for dates, because time and energy were at a premium, but I told myself not to ignore the possibility if it came. When he asked me out, I was dubious because he was not like any other guy I’d dated but given that my marriage was terrible,…

My parents live over an hour away and they aren’t the type to take all the kids for a weekend or anything. But emotional support? And coming to visit when I need them? Absolutely - my parents are wonderful but they aren’t the type to jump in and get their hands dirty. And I don’t fault them for that.

Fuck those judges who decide the contracts aren’t applicable. Because that’s the easiest way to settle a dispute: to do it before it happens. Fuck them sideways.

Are you high or am I?

This is the response of someone who is intelligent, but caught in the “wrong” and recognizes it.

Thank you for having the decency to respond.

This is the second deliberately-ignorant Cattelan-bashing piece on Gawker Media within a week. I hope GM fully realises that this is a perpetuation of exactly the same type of wilfully “my ignorance is as good as your informed perspective” genre of non-thought that your writers ascribe to Trump supporters.

It’s a waste of perfectly good dirt that could be used to grow things. How about used kitty litter? I can supply probably ten gallons a month, tied up in small bags. I'm envisioning a much more disgusting version of water ballons, although odor control would be an issue to be addressed in advance. Everyone who wants…

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

My mom (and myself) are Jewish atheists. Dad was a lapsed Catholic, but returned after a near-death experience and has the zeal of the converted. And I have no point of reference at all to the Jesus stuff, and find it really alienating.

No, we shouldn’t have.

I’m regretfully addicted to SVU, so I can’t wait for this.

That’s exactly it. My dad doing the “amends” bit held me hostage in a public place.

Hugs from another alcoholic abusive father survivor. I haven’t talked to mine in years and years. I did not invite him to my wedding. I have no regrets.

This type of relationship with a parent is a fact for a lot of us. The weird “Why aren’t we closer?” questions have answers people definitely do not want to hear. It is an impasse. Gah. I know the situation well.

MARK! *HUGS*

I honestly think it is a result of How I Met Your Mother, conditioning people into thinking they don’t like the word moist. The demographics show that younger people (the show’s audience) are far more likely that older people to find the word skeevy.

I guess it’s just another mystifying Millennial thing.