I've been leery of commenting because I always think commenting on celebrities' relationships will put me in the "I'll simply die if Stevie and Lindsey don't marry!" category, but what the hell: From what I've read, George has met his match; she appears to be a spectacularly brilliant and accomplished human being and,…

HA! When you go stupid, see it through to the end.

eleven billionty.

Yup. I think this is one of the most important lessons I learned in my 20s. I refuse to add stress to my life because of someone else's wedding.

I think the girl who doesn't seem to feel like going to that wedding far away and stag to hang with people she never sees shouldn't go if she doesn't feel like it. Weddings aren't an obligation.

I have not declared "best boyfriend ever" or done #soblessed on Facebook. My boyfriend makes me incredibly happy and if you know me, you'll be able to tell that without me screaming about it every third status.

No, drip coffee is for people who just want some coffee and don't care if it's impressively Italian-sounding. Drip coffee is for good-ass regular people. The Americano is for people who want drip coffee but detest good-ass regular people.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

Why is this image only to be used in North America? Is it because ugliness is illegal in Italy?

Keurig: Coffee for people who like everything about coffee except the taste.

Now, recover from your vaginal wince and ready your typing fingers for stories of weddings that did not go well.

Keurig is coffee for libertarian fedoras. Drip coffee is for the people.

Keurig: the coffee trickles down into a brew meant just for you. Perfect for Reagan Republicans.

So, chicken or the egg question here. I imagine at some point you drank it for the caffeine, found you liked the flavor, kept drinking it for flavor? I just can't imagine someone picking up coffee to begin with on flavor grounds alone. To me, coffee is like beer - an acquired taste (and I do love them both). You…

Somebody's not making your cappuccinos correctly.

A Goop Poop? There's medicine to fix that.

oh, lord, thank you for saying this. I have a really unhealthy dislike for Leanne. She is so supremely smug and tone deaf to how she comes across.

How many unknown siblings can one person have?

I watched an episode of their show. It was bereft of anything resembling a healthy, supportive, or even interesting relationship.