The ones around us are lovely. Vaulted ceilings, stained glass, nice art. They just look like nice chapels.

This corrects itself as soon as a cute girl wrinkles her nose in disgust at his personal grooming habits. My teenager went from only showering when we threatened him to showering three times a day when the girls started noticing.

Y'all missed a word, there. You need to replace tea with coffee, and all will be right with the world.

We bought a house instead of having a big wedding. We got married in small but still delightful ceremony, then enjoyed our new home.

I seriously doubt the Springdale, Arkansas police force is hardened. They are probably a small group of good ole boys that fish with JimBo. Springdale is a small town. The Duggars are rich and political. Big fish in a small pond.

I didn't cry, but my Mom did because she was convinced I was marrying the wrong man. Twenty two years later, she has decided she was wrong.

Well, then...I'll buy the child a ticket.

Eventually, his luck has to run out.

This is true. I’m a journalist in the Midsouth. AP assigned me to take the picture. I traveled to the Arkansas-Missouri state line and got a picture of the mobile home coming into the state of Arkansas. There’s a Welcome to Arkansas sign on the side of the interstate in the picture. There’s also a huge banner across…

Was married to type A asshole lawyer. First relationship after divorce was with a stripper. I knew it wouldn’t last, but it was hella fun.

Seriously? I have relatives that live in Arkansas and in Africa. It's what...about $10 to search the field in the park? Priced a round trip to Africa lately? Or a funeral? Those mines area hella dangerous.

Why does everyone think passion dies? I'm past forty five. I've been married 22 years. We are having the best sex of our lives. We know what we like, what we want, what we need from each other. We understand each other. We have time, and we have no children interrupting us. My sex life is better now than it was when…

Yeah, that was my basic reaction.

On the second day of my honeymoon, my husband revealed he hated my family; and his parents strongly disliked them also. He had been charming and loving to them the entire time we dated. My parents considered his parents some of their closest friends. Apparently they thought pretending until after the marriage was…

Spearfish Canyon SD is one of the most beautiful places in earth.

I love this stuff! I had never heard of it until Ipsy sent it. I am so seriously addicted to it now.

I love this stuff! I had never heard of it until Ipsy sent it. I am so seriously addicted to it now.

I have been ill with an incurable (but somewhat treatable) illness for 12 years. My son was 5 when I got sick. At first, I was bedridden. Sometimes I couldn't feed or dress myself. Our son was five. My husband took care of me, took care of our child, worked, dealt with astronomical medical bills and the loss of my…

Looked at the dress. Saw white/gold. Asked husband and son what they saw. They saw the same. Was comforted that we apparently are united in our insanity. I'm old enough that I don't particularly care what the rest of the world thinks, but the come apart everyone was having was amusing for a few hours; then it got to…

Yes! Yes! Yes! All the coffee! All the time! (I am marginally excited by this news. Also, I need more coffee.)

No bad guys involved. One was the right guy, one wasn't. I didn't think I would ever get married again. I wasn't even interested in dating. Then He came along, and wow. Instant everything. It scared the hell out of me when he asked me to marry him, but I simply couldn't imagine my life without him. Best friend…