“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

Don’t forget about the part in the article where she stayed over some bro’s house overnight and he got scared to death. But all good, because she apologized!

Wait so...his wife cheated on him, told him she wanted to cheat some more (but with his blessing!) and he was like, “I totally get feminism!”

If this genuinely works for his marriage, cool.

Sounds like he has rationalised it, and managed to (somewhat ironically ) make it all about him. If their relationship works (and I have no reason to doubt it) good for them, but he seems extremely self involved.

I Thee Dead ?

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.

Seriously? Your response to this is to fucking lecture them? That’s cruel.

I skimmed over that part because it was making me ragey.

If you’re willing to be Sans Spawn don’t be so quick to start a countdown. Mr.R and I got married 2 years ago when I was 49. First for me, second for him. We had been, well something more and less than “fb”s for about 5 years then fell in love. 5 years later we got married at my grandparent’s assisted living facility.…

Button up fly! Duh!

There is no “hit or miss”. There is “hit or forcible catheterization”. I’m going to be such a good parent someday.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

I got like 2$ from the tooth fairy. You got 20$??????

Neither, apparently.

Neither one matches. The one on the right is too light while the one on the left is too dark. Mix both colors and they should match. Just add a little of the one on the left to the one on the right.

Neither if we’re going for an exact match. The Shoe looks to be in between the two shades.

I am firmly on the side of the right. (on the right side?)

Clearly the one on the right. If you disagree you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…