Yes. Yes I can.

And the designation "Teacup" usually means inbred preemie with serious health issues. People suck to breed FOR this.

No doubt he's cute, but he's going to have health problems (if he doesn't already). And yeah, Paris.

Dammit. Well, that'll teach my cat to take naked selfies. The manwhore. (And, nicely played.)

iCloud.

Dude, if I evaluated every potential article based on whether it would draw out the trolls, I wouldn't even bother getting out of bed in the morning.

So you can't just mock and berate people into being the people you want them to be? That must be why my self help book (Build Some Confidence, You Worthless Unlovable Piece of Shit) isn't flying off the shelves.

I will never understand what people gain by commenting on someone else's weight. "You're fat. You should exercise more/eat less/have the fat suctioned out." "You're too skinny. Eat more/exercise less/have some fat injected."

I love reading Miss Manners on the subject. "Should I tell my friend she's fat?" "Why? Do you think she hasn't noticed?" If you see something wrong with someone's appearance, the rule is that you can mention it only if the person can immediately fix the problem. Since no one is going to step into another room and…

Whatever happened to letting people find out you're crazy the old-fashioned way?

I get that creepers are a thing on dating sites, but when I see things like this it makes me think she should just deactivate her account and step away from the computer for a while. Yeesh.

The National Domestic Violence Hotline has seen a spike in calls since the release of the Ray Rice video on Monday. Said its CEO: "We had an outpouring of women saying, 'Oh my god, I didn't realize this happened to other people.'"

Personally, I dress for practicality and safety when I fly. I'll wear the heaviest/bulkiest stuff I'm bringing on my trip so as to not to have it take up room/weight in my bag, and I'll wear something that will serve me well in the event of an emergency (e.g. sturdy shoes, no polyester if I can avoid it) or if my…

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

"Gym socks and pool chlorine gin?"