Y'all is an excellent gender-neutral word EVERYONE should use. Keep it!

I'm not from the South but I went to high school there and now I say "y'all" all the time. It's so useful. "All y'all" is asinine, though.

I love my Southern accent and refuse to change it just because some smug New York or California person thinks I sound "dumb." Bless their hearts.

Fuck, I'm 36 and Kid Electron is almost three, and I'm already exhausted.

Yeah, I immediately thought 'You'll be 70 when they are in college, wow.' But again, moe power to her. I'd love to have that sizeable bank account to help cushion any kiddies I might have in the future, sounds lavish!

I had Hyperemesis Gravidarum during my pregnancy and it was physically the worst experience of my life. I was on bed rest because I was vomiting a dozen times a day for weeks and weeks. It was truly horrific. On the plus side, I wasn't even a tiny bit scared of childbirth because I knew there was no way that shit…

I want to be the "cool parent" in the sense that WeePiglet's friends feel like they can knock on my door or call me at any time of the day or night and I will help them out. I want them to feel like if they need any kind of advice or guidance, I will be there. I want them to feel like my door and my heart is always…

I will deal with it by dry-heaving relentlessly.

I was on board with him under the thought process of "ehh it's his restaurant, he can say how food in enjoyed, eat elsewhere if you don't like it" until this part:

This place sounds insufferable but I just wouldn't eat there. No big deal. They have a right to refuse serving ketchup but if they spell it "ketsup" then I'm sure as shit not going to give them my money.

It's pretty rude. But then again, I've been to many steakhouses that might bring you A1 but only with a lecture from the ticked off chef and a begrudging look on the staff's faces. To some extent, I get it. Chef wants people to taste their actual food. But if someone truly enjoys it that way and is paying for the…

Have sex with the same person for more than 20 years and it gets exponentially easier.

I'm surprised Spam didn't make it to the top five list for Hawaii. We definitely love the stuff to an unusual degree.

no effing way this is a true story, I use a diva cup and there is no FORGETTING much less for two weeks, and then taking it out not over a toilet? Excuse me? NO, that just doesn't happen. I leave mine in for like 4 hours and then I'm still gonna take it out over a toilet. ewwwugghhhhh

Also, can I just point out that he didn't review as much "healthy" food because he was in it to build an audience and make money....but is pissed off at food companies for not making as much healthy food because they want more customers and want to make more money? HE HAS NOT EARNED THIS FLOUNCE.

Yeah, there's no fucking way lover boy is coming in the bathroom AT ALL if that's going down. The second I realize what it is, I'm hauling ass to the bathroom & turning on a scalding hot shower before even trying to remove it. And I'm locking the door behind me until I've scoured my ladybits with Comet. I may not call…

the only reason I call BS is that after she remembered it had been that long, she still would be trying to preserve the mood. Umm, if I suddenly remembered a tampon or anything else was in my business for two weeks I would kick my husband out of the house for an hour before I tried to fix it. And then I would go to a…

Gross explanation by medical student:

I'm sorry, she realised it had been in there for 14 days and didn't think it was a bad idea to take it out in the bedroom? Even if it had been there a normal amount of time, you wouldn't take your presumably blood-filled diva cup out IN YOUR BEDROOM. I call bs.

Also, while I've never used a diva cup, I also find it odd…