I guess Eli requested it. Just what I’ve seen as this develops.

That’s his game face. You know that. Don’t be silly.

Ross takes the cake. No one mentioned that there is shit scattered all over the place. Chipped vases mixed in with jelly beans and leather driving gloves. It looks like damn grenades go off at the top and bottom of every hour. Oh, there is also a noticable lack of oxygen and the thermostat is set at a cozy 109°.

Boy it’s fun as a Cowboy fan to go back and read all this shit talk. Sometimes you just get lucky and we FINALLY caught a break. It was a looooong time coming.

But his motor...real high motor guy.

It’s starting to become increasingly evident who is over compensating for their own bizarre, deep seeded racism when literally EVERYTHING not poetically positive said about anyone who’s non white is being interpreted as racist by them. Where the hell was the racism there? These white people jumping to the defense of…

“but sometimes the gang green is so bad you just have to amputate.”

As a lifelong and annually fucking miserable Cowboy fan, do you guys think it’s delusional or grounded in SOME sanity to be feeling a glimmer of hope for our future?

This will get buried in the replies and get none of the respect it deserves.

Pretty sure there’s supposed to be a comma in between stupidity and two. Just to add a whhhhhip of dramatic flair. Otherwise.....yup....you’re good.

Well on the bright side, you guys have all this D’Angelo Russell gossip to shit yourselves over! In all seriousness, I would love to read how the Jezebel writers take on that whole incident. I bet it would just stir up a whole testosterone v. estrogen fueled shitstorm, the likes of Katrina herself.

And there ain’t a damn thing wrong with that!

Fucking Brilliance. Considering you’re the dense one, I can’t even imagine what your sister must be like. Sooo, how bout me and you go grab some coffee some time? Speaking of...when’s the last time you got those teeth whitened? Yeah..cool...so what time are you picking me up?

And by “clapping back” you mean just clapping the keyboard forcefully between his hands in an attempt to create a decent fucking series of those elusive things called words?

People have been using ether as a verb for YEARS. I’m 29 and am basically a dinosaur, stick in a mid - early 90s rap world. Just cause you weren’t aware doesn’t mean it wasn’t and isn’t definitely a MAJOR thing for hip hop heads. It actually kind of dates him for saying that at all.

Please, just take like 15 minutes and skim through some sort of “Essentials of Music: Hip Hop Edition”. Ether is somewhere between the cover and that space between the cover and page 1. Believe it or not, You might like some of the older stuff. But I’m fucking 29 so I could go into heart failure at any second. What…

What brand of horrific idiocy is that? That’d be the first time I’ve ever heard a fan dick-ride a backup so hard that he wished his own team lost the Superbowl to teach that talentless “prima donna” Peyton Manning a lesson. Bro, what in the holy fuck!?!?!?You, sir, are the reason everyone hates millennials.

That’s a quarter of a century since his birth. I doubt he was putting together vision boards in the crib.

Speaking of sentient. That may be a problem.