These poor fucking Texans are so desperate for anything better than warm dog shit at QB that they’re gonna pay top dollar for that asswipe from Twilight to start under center. All bad.

To give this a bit of context, I know thus mongoloid relatively well, at least in the work setting, as I was a cook for the catering team at the NFL Network for almost 2 years. He’s about as cliche meathead as it gets. I honestly kind of developed a caring pity for the living pube because he’s really just trying his…

YES. Thank you from Los Angeles. That’s fucking poetic my friend.

Irritable Beard Syndrome

And this wit normally makes this comment section, far and away, the best out there. But this isn’t even a “too soon” type of thing. This is a time to show some respect and compassion for a poor guy. Be witty on the next article man.

I know he’s a celebrity so by default that makes him somehow not human anymore, but come on man, show some compassion. This could have been anyone.

Oh my, the irony spilling out of that rotting wound of a mind you’re parading around here has passed the “what a cute little dummy you are” stage, and entering the “oh no, the world really is a frightening place” stage.

And “we guy” will always laugh back at your perfect English. At least a shit hairdo can be fixed. Legitimate idiocy will always be “werid".

It’s because she’s smoking meth. She looks like the subject of a sad PSA.

This is the second picture in the Picabo Street Faces of Meth Progression. Guaranteed she’s smoking that shit. Look at her. No bueno. Some sad stuff.

I love how if you don’t believe in his narrow definition of god, you must be totally cool with murder and all types of fun atheist shit. Worst ever.

RIP Mr. Harvey. Damn that brings back memories. And brilliant btw.

Exactly sir. It’s a publicity stunt. I’d bet the farm this was totally planned. And it worked.

Yes. Perfection.

If that’s really the show’s format, why is it still on the air? Have a hunch someone’s a wee bit sensitive.

Soooooo you watch his show???

Guys....please....this is a publicity stunt and we are totally feeding into it. As intelligent adults, let’s all, in unison, walk away from this and never look back. This blog as a whole and the incredibly bad ass comment section is beyond this contrived, tabloid horse shit.