Oh this is great. It’s like one of those “What’s wrong with this picture?” games from the old Highlights magazines:

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

This take is hotter than The Peg is cold after an Alberta Clipper. Take it down a few degrees centigrade, buddy.

sorry, can’t hear you over all this freedom, and high fructose corn syrup

It’s not a real country, anyways...

Oh I completely agree with you there. You basically have to deal with the fact that you are being denied normal cfb for life. Which I know that notion is ridiculous in light of what happened but that is rough. You’ve got the hero of the school coach whose been there a thousand years and defines the freaking program…

Directive 1344.10 is there for a reason. You cannot have professional soldiers openly aligning with political movements/ideologies. Needless to say, soldiers are still human. Of course many of them harbor political beliefs, but they should be kept private. At risk here is the cohesion/morale of military units which,…

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

They broke the rules they should have known better. As a former soldier I cannot support them. If they where white male soldiers using a Nazi style salute this very website would scream and demand they face punishment.

I love Hanley’s “hey man, I’m trying to strikeout here too” attitude.

Papi u mad

You don’t exactly come off great, either, you know.

ohh, sorry. i mean’t please bring your child and don’t worry about everyone around you. it was your decision and everyone else should have to live with it. i’m sure wherever you’re bringing him/her, it’s completely and utterly necessary.

Create a five-year moratorium on flying with a child. you can do it; I promise. I wish the airlines wouldn’t incentivize parents to bring small children.

Does anyone else fear that the constant awarding a “winner” and “loser” in votes that hand out delegate via percentage points, so really Bernie won 5-8 delegates more than Hillary (closing in on her by 5%, maybe? I don’t do math) but it revs up excitement about something that isn’t that huge of a win....anyways.....…

Calling Fox’s offer—which came after the ICC shopped their rights around—“well below market value” makes little sense, given that it was literally, by definition, market value.

It’s his categorical imperative to do so.

Kante plays Locke down defense.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.