Oh sure. Now he says it.

(Pre-Pitino herpes)

We’re done here, thanks.

That’s what I said. I’m from Lancaster, it sounds like the most Lancaster story ever.

It looks sort of like the sweater an Eastern European team would wear to the Olympics.

why don’t i feel sorry for this criminal?

It’s going to be awfully hard to play soccer in ice skates.

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

The White Sox radio call of his at bat was great. Farmer and Jackson spent the first 5 pitches making fun of him then freaked the fuck out.

Am I drunk or was that not actually a ‘game-winning’ hit? Should it be ‘Matt Albers scored the most improbable game-winning run’? I might be drunk.

In case anyone was wondering, this is the picture of Tom Hill posted on the Baylor University web site:

“Fucking pussies today. Got no goddamn testicular fortitude! Back in my day, my teammates would line up and just wail on my batch for as long as they wanted, one after the other after the other! No goddamn reason! I just liked it 'cause it made me feel the pain, man! Hell, I used to just blast my package all on my…

They’re real and they’re testicular.

Game 7 has been already decided, like how the draft was

Me

He got shot breaking into an apartment. Kicked down two doors at 3 in the morning. What did he think would happen?

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Fuck you, ye cunt. As an Irish expat all I can say is...hurling’s a much better sport. And this Redmond fuck should die in a fire.

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.