She’s going to go back to the South Side and listen to Rev. Wright talk about white devils and terrorism as payback for the United States that she and her husband so revile.

Hey, can we be precise?

That chick has a higher OPS than pretty much anyone on my beloved White Sox......

Right on time, race card dealt. Thanks.

Farmio makes me smile all the time. Understated for 99% of the broadcast then boom.

You are right. And drunk.

Ah, fat shaming from a non-professional athlete. Dude is making $2m this year, how ‘bout you, Slim?

Uh, based on the two photos I thought this was an article about the amazing power of makeup.....

Well, they have championship hockey to focus on....oh, wait. Well football training camp is...., ah, crap......basketball, nope? Humidity, that’s it, they have humidity to look forward to.

RODNEY: Whoa, I shoulda yelled ‘two’

“He told the judge that he loved his daughter and would never intentionally harm her but acknowledged making a bad decision.”

At least the Indy crews have the decency to have fresh tires in the pits when their guy comes in at, oh, just the most crucial part of the race......

I’d have Chris Sale hit the first three Royal batters in the ear hole tomorrow.

Drop dead.

Here’s a stereotype - gifted athlete makes shit decisions, is a punk, and gets whats coming to him.

Nice of Tony LaRussa to throw some tickets at the guys who cleaned out his car.

Sure’n its a simple fact that an Irishman in a bar at 2:42am would be thinkin’ fondly of hurlin’, now wouldn’t he lad?

Wide, right?

The Indy 500 has long been considered one leg of the Triple Crown of Motorsport, alongside the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix on Sunday and next month’s 24 Hours of Le Mans.

you r squared