You had Jason sold at All Cakes Matter.

So basically you provide these companies with a no interest loan? That seems like a very bad financial mistake to make. Pay what is owed and keep the rest of your money for yourself.

ESPN’s televising a Yankees/Red Sox game? NO WAY!

I’ve heard of Easter Island, but not Easter Europe. Go on...

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I'd rather drown than be a Brown.

Why did the Jamaicans all have “Tunsil” written on their shoes?

Yeah he was definitely there during Game 4 doing the same stupid shit. Dude, you’re not fucking Spike Lee, you live in Charlotte and your team is mediocre at best. Give it a rest.

It’s cool guys, that’s sasha baron cohens new character filming a movie

He has also been known to flop.

“It’s kinda easy when you’re listening to the G’d up sound”

Urban’s plight is highlighted by his vanishing upward mobility.

Also, “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” was set to the tune of “I Keep Forgettin’” by Michael McDonald.

Where rhythm is life? And life is rhythm?

Chords

And in his cell, Hernandez wipes away a tear and whispers, "I'm high fivin' ya, coach. I always will...". Then shanks his cellmate multiple times for looking at him the wrong way.

Dressed like a man? MAN WHO IS TRYING TO POLICE THE LADIES ROOM?

Last time he felt this much stress, he just resigned and took some time off to heal. So sad. Prayers to his family.

I like the cut of your jib.