Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

Why go to overtime? Shouldn’t they just draw for high card to declare a winner?

Glad that got nipped in the bud. Nothing worse than slanted journalism.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

Well, it works.

Omg can someone make this for me?

Aw. Joey.

“The time must be tooth hurty in Sacramento”-Some lame dad

Demarcus Cousins (Hand Laceration) -

Having teeth extracted from your head seems like something you would see on a Clipper injury report.

Watching the Kings would make me want to get Gary Moeller’d.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

As far as I know, Orange County only exists on TV.

His parents are.

She couldn’t have been charged under the law even if it had passed. That would violate the Ex Post Facto Clause.

“The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors”

Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch