Or, he’s just an spoiled, entitled asshole.

I think his music is bad. Bye.

I did the same thing. I took the coolest thing I did when I was 20 years old and then got a tattoo to commemorate the event.

:O

“Coaches come and go.”

At least Monty Hall would have given his girlfriend the choice of which door to be thrown through.

-1 Alexander Hamilton

Jeb Bush is best known for his fadeaway.

This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

“From mid-range, 10-15 feet he could kill you.”

I kind of hate how “The Slot” is a vagina joke, too.

I think you’re in luck for the next 20+ years. Lust away friend. Lust away.

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

This Congressional Budget Office is happy for her, obviously.

I watched the entire video, Soup to Nuts.

I bet it cost more than 1500 dollars to deploy seven U.S. Marshalls. for an hour or two.

Let’s just say I’m 33 and not married and he has never bugged me about it once (unlike ma). I think he’s very ok with it.

This was a comment left under the linked article. Im pretty sure it’s trolling, but then again I’ve seen Pats fans say things infinitely dumber than this, so...

And nothing else?

The millenials are just now learning that there are repercussions for their actions. Please explain to this young woman why National politicians, running for the President of the US, DON'T want to be aligned with soft/hard core porn actresses.