Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

According to the article, Gabriel was homeschooled. Because of course he was.

You mean the 1850’s.

definitely qantas

Should have flown Qantas.

Lots of tripping going on in Eastern Europe these days.

Fuck you.

@BillSimmons

You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Why the comma?

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

Ref should have kept his head on a swivel.

Roger Goodell would definitely fuck up the discipline on this one.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

The Eagles could still be planning on having Tebow as their third QB this season, and essentially going with a 54 man roster for now. Nobody is picking up Tebow, and everybody knows this, so they can safely hide one additional player until all the cuts shake out and activate him before Week 1. Or Week 2. Or Week 3...

seriously you fucking schmuck? a teenager dies and you’re cracking jokes?