A couple thoughts.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

This is cool and all but the Jets have played like 17 seasons in the NFL without fielding a quarterback so

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

This is why we can’t have nice things.

A. J. Pierzynski fills up empty Capri Sun with air and passes them off as full.

SLEEPING MAN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

Pheidippides nutz.

Goodell: Good God, was he symptomatic?

Wilfork has really taken to Southern living. But, he says, he’s still looking for ribs.

And yet, record numbers of folks continue to go to MLS games, despite the best efforts of hipster jerkoffs who suggest that being a soccer fan means watching a team from a city you’ll never, ever visit.

Looks like they don't exactly need to rent out the enorm-o-dome for these events, huh?

That was for the Vin Scully announcement.

That was a great achievement. Too bad it was with the Cubs.

John Harbaugh has become a huge, gaping asshole. He was a good guy in Philly when he was a hungry, underdog ST Coordinator looking to gain the experience needed to become a head coach. Perhaps Andy Reid should have dismissed him like he dismissed the reporter when Harbaugh asked AR to become a position coach in order…

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.